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69 Shades Of Help
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iamthewhitegirl:

why do some people say aunt and other people say aunt

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

coolscar:

cyandye:

coolscar:

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

bigenderkanekiken:

*14 yos following me* *becomes nervous* i gotta step it up… i gotta be a Role Model

born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - All Signs Point To Lauderdale

pinkvelourtracksuit:

i’m honestly just tryna level up spiritually, mentally, financially, physically, and emotionally!!!! 

I’m honestly just tryna level up in the Kim kardashian Hollywood game

fall1997:

liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work

hating someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work